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Pieces that happen to share this particular weakness.

  1. Caress: A Confession and a Game

    In Dewas, finding a chess opponent was harder than the chess itself. So my brother and I fixed the game.

    2 min
  2. Lily Silly: the serious people version

    A song universe where genius, romance, and mild embarrassment keep arriving in the same taxi.

    1 min
  3. Every song is half-done clearly

    The chorus suspects it has been here before.

    1 min
  4. The Lily Silly test

    Romance, computation, and one suspiciously catchy premise.

    1 min
  5. Moon teddies

    One small step for rhythm, one large excuse for a bridge.

    1 min
  6. My Sweet Family

    Refrigerator: Hi, my name is Calvin. This chap bought me three years ago. I have seen few things in life: Apples, milk, coke, beer and whisky (why whisky??...

    2 min
  7. Vagina Monologue

    Younger Bro bought an expensive mobile against my pragmatic advice. As is often the case, big brother was right. The mobile would sometime allow only one w...

    2 min
  8. Behavioural Inefficiencies

    1. Here’s a puzzle with straightforward answer but many come up with incorrect solutions in real life: Imagine yourself seating on a chair (not extremely c...

    4 min
  9. How To Live

    A practical guide to life, provided one accepts that bathing and philosophy have unresolved jurisdictional issues.

    5 min
  10. Pride and Prejudice

    I just booked the air tickets to my place for Diwali. A dozen kilo has been deducted from my credit card. I’ve traveled the same distance in less than thou...

    7 min
  11. Brought To You Bai

    My maid is on leave this week. Her absence is becoming noticeable day by day. Apart from executing her designated duties, she also acts as a worst case ala...

    7 min
  12. The Restaurant

    I picked up the menu card. The first page said ‘For Gents’. A bit odd, but you never know with these upscale restaurants. “Can I have My Youth Back?” “A bi...

    1 min
  13. Infinity and beyond

    Another rain filled lazy afternoon on the bean bag in good old Bangalore. A little while later I am gonna have some coffee at the nearby Darshini shop. Not...

    3 min
  14. Tricks of trades: Introduction

    Friday night. Music was exploding inside Vinnie as she zipped through the traffic at dangerous speeds to bring me back to home from work. All bills are pai...

    4 min
  15. Big Banger with his poems and other art forms

    The Big Banger An aimless evening stroll. In my head, I am a man on his first day out of prison after serving twenty years of sentence (falsely accused, to...

    2 min
  16. All Apologies

    I did this guest post here at Preeti's blog last week. And then Atrisa has tagged me with honest scrap here. Thank you Atrisa :P. The post fits in well (si...

    2 min
  17. The Trip to Chilka Lake

    Couple of weeks ago I went to my friend Chitto’s wedding in Bhubaneswar. Yes, another man down. Back in Kharagpur, his room number was C 209, mine was C 20...

    3 min
  18. Tooth-Fairies And Soap

    Yesterday I helped the cause of a budding barber. Although my right ear still hurts, I am satisfied with my readiness for an impromptu “Who has the shortes...

    3 min
  19. Hello World

    This poor thing has been starving for months. And so, here’s an update on what I was up to during this time. Not that I expect/wish/accept that anyone woul...

    3 min
  20. Facebook Status Messages If Your Boss Is In Your Friend List

    You can’t escape having colleagues and bosses in your Facebook friend list. Why not make the most of it. Have status messages which show how much you value...

    2 min
  21. Short Story Contest and An Indecent Ending

    Here’s an entirely useless piece of information for more than 6 billion humans and the entire Ostrich species. I am going home this weekend for a week. Yes...

    3 min
  22. I Think Therefore I am

    Don't know why, but I find myself in an academic mood today. Please pardon me for these feeble attempts at explaining things that are too profound for a no...

    5 min
  23. The Usual

    So this guy walks into this pub. With swagger and all. Looks around. Three chicks drinking. None good enough for him. Goes straight to the bar. “The usual....

    1 min
  24. Radiosyncrasies

    One of the many reasons why car pooling won’t quite work for me is that I am too whimsical with the radio while driving. I don’t have TV as part of my fami...

    6 min
  25. VAT 69

    Centuries ago, strange events occured in abundance simply because there was no one to report them. They laid the foundations for many anomalies we observe...

    7 min
  26. My New Place

    I am moving into a new house this decade end. It’s a little duplex, an independent two bedroom house, not far from where I stay currently. At 900 sq feet p...

    5 min
  27. What Happens In Dewas Stays In Dewas

    After six long years, I celebrated Diwali with family in my home town Dewas (fondly called Las Dewas by expatriates). “Aa gaya wapis ? Kya kiya Diwali par?...

    3 min
  28. My Jazz Album

    A completely serious jazz album from a man still negotiating with Smooth Jazz on 91.9 FM.

    3 min
  29. Don’t cry over spilt milk

    Four babies are being born every second. Scientists at ISRO are toiling hard for nation’s first mission to moon this month. Rules are being rewritten in th...

    4 min
  30. Handshakes, Dating And Succumbing

    Observing last few posts, I felt that the blog is getting too analytical and didactic. So the second part of the previous post has been postponed to next w...

    5 min
  31. The Twisted Telephonic Tales

    Rain Gods, all over the world, have developed quirky little sadistic tendencies in response to the Global warming. But those in Bangalore seem to have lost...

    5 min
  32. Men In The Mirror

    Everyday as I drive to office, I dread that one minute, the time to be spent in the lift. The lift in my office has reflecting surfaces on all four sides a...

    3 min
  33. Rage Against The Tags

    I have been busy doing nothing for the entire week. As a result, the blog suffered blatant neglect. Time to make amends. First, a few important acknowledge...

    4 min
  34. Facebook Agony Aunt

    Pokers Q. I am being poked and tickled a lot. Yesterday, a classmate I haven’t met for seven years pinched me. How do I react? A. It would have helped if y...

    4 min
  35. How not to get duped at the petrol pump

    It’s that time of the month again when Vinnie needs her food. I usually get the tank full at the petrol pumps for three reasons. This avoids extra trips to...

    4 min
  36. A Tree, A Lizard, And A Dementia

    This is not a “proper” post, in a sense that it is being done just for the sake of discipline. Am working on something interesting (hopefully) which is tak...

    3 min
  37. The Happening

    Wednesday evening. Around 9 PM. I called up Chitto to discuss about the Goa trip that we three (third one being Pravu) had planned for the first weekend of...

    5 min
  38. Trip Home

    Lull is a funny word. And that’s what this place has been going through for a long while now. I have forgotten how to structure a post to the level this bl...

    4 min
  39. God's Own Child

    There were impatient knocks on my door this morning. I stopped Eminem swearing loudly on my Laptop, opened the door and found the delivery boy from Gas Age...

    2 min
  40. In Praise Of Routine And In Glory Of Life

    The skin is getting its colour back. The blood is pure red now; gallons of alcohol have drained off. Sometimes though, the eyes yearn for the watery horizo...

    4 min
  41. Shadows of the mind

    Since last quarter of an hour I’ve been wondering about the value of right hand. When no amount of money succeeded in luring me into parting with it, I tur...

    4 min
  42. AI Can't Be Stopped, But It Can Definitely Be Misled

    AGI is at the door. Humanity, having failed at wisdom, may still have one weapon left: majestic nonsense.

    7 min
  43. Forbes X Under X

    A guide for the rest of us, who missed 30 Under 30, 40 Under 40, and possibly basic compounding.

    5 min