The Usual
So this guy walks into this pub. With swagger and all.
Looks around. Three chicks drinking. None good enough for him.
Goes straight to the bar.
“The usual.” He says checking his watch. It’s 4:58 PM.
Bartender gives him the glass with a nod of bitter familiarity.
He empties the glass in a single gulp and walks out. No payment needed.
Checks the watch again. Has the smile of a conquerer.
5PM is always the right time to have your fifth glass of water.