Three silly, but very short stories
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Droplet “I would prefer a blackhole to a sponge”, said the suicidal droplet. A river devoured it.
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Shoes Twins. Both one-legged. One had the left leg, the other didn’t have it. Bought a pair of shoes. They split the bill.
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Grapes “The grapes are sour” said the fox. A squirrel climbed up the tree and ate them all.