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BrownPhantom Nov 5, 2014 1 min

Five Whatevers

1. Object Thou shalt not steal. Else, you are a thief. And the object, Stolen. 2. Work Rose, “I shall have the glory”. Thorn, “I too, will be in the story”. Leaf, “Damn fucking photosynthesis $&@ ”. 3. Geometry Everyone’...

Five Whatevers

  1. Object

Thou shalt not steal. Else, you are a thief. And the object, Stolen.

  1. Work

Rose, “I shall have the glory”. Thorn, “I too, will be in the story”. Leaf, “Damn fucking photosynthesis #$&@#”.

  1. Geometry

Everyone’s self centered, it’s the radius that matters.

  1. Playing God

Pick up a stone. Bring it to your forehead. Breathe on it. Give it a name. Hurl it in a random direction. Run.

  1. Reality of the moment

My back hurts.

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